Did Edward Cullen lose a scuffle with a parked car?

The latest Twilight million-dollar question isn’t about vampires versus werewolves or Edward versus Jacob. Nope, it’s about Team Robert Pattinson versus Team Stationary Car. The paparazzi that were following the gorgeous actor claimed that he had hit another person’s car, but drove off without even leaving so much as his insurance information and a apologizing note on a used napkin underneath the windshield wiper. (can you tell I’ve had much experience with this type of accident?) Pattinson, however, denies that he even bumped into the other car, and his rep told E! News that “Robert was pulling out of a parking space after a quiet day in Malibu and was relentlessly pursued by paparazzi. He has no knowledge of having bumped or damaged another car in the process. The story has been manufactured for headlines.”

Well the owner of the stationary car, Rob Gottschlich, was tracked down, and said that “if I had a nice car like a Lexus or something, maybe [I would be concerned], but I’ve got an old Kia. I am going to ask Rob next time I see him for free tickets to the next Twilight film.” So the moral of this story is to avoid luxury cars in fender benders and star in a super successful franchise, and then you can get away with hitting whichever car you'd like. Accidentally, of course.